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Hello new friend, my name is Fred
the words you hear are in my head.
I say, I said my name is Fred,
and I've been... very naughty.

The story I'm about to tell,
I tell you, I will tell you well,
Is of my dear aunt Muriel,
and just how I've been... naughty.

Voila! The farm! My aunt lives here
with precious pup, and husband dear.
My heart beats fast as I drew near,
I felt so nice... and naughty.

I thought just how excited they
must be that I would come today,
they'd shout "Come Fred! Huzzah! Hooray!
Dear boy; you look so... naughty."

Captain

12 Level

2,799 Experience

3,632,076 Damage

6.84375 Economy skill

2064 Strength

Poland Location

USA Citizenship

Day 1 Birthday

Ranks

68 / 120 National by XP

66 / 120 National by DMG

928 / 1,706 Global by XP

935 / 1,706 Global by DMG

Enterprise

Political office No office

Political office Party leader

Military unit The Barbershop Quartet and Crew

Party Occam's Razor

Newspaper

Clean Shaven Stories

Working at

The Diamond Refinery

Damage: Base hit 3235 - 4852 Damage increased bonus 177 - 266 Your hit 3412 - 5118 3,412 - 5,118
Critical hit: 6,824 - 10,236
	Base critical hit chance 12.5 % +6.71 % Total critical hit chance 19.21 % 19.21 %
	Base miss chance 12.5 % -5.25 % -5.14 % Overall miss chance 2.11 % 2.11 %
	Base chance to avoid DMG: 5.0 % +3.49 % +3.76 % Overall chance to avoid DMG 12.25 % 12.25 %
	Base chance to use less weapons per berserk 5.0 +9.07 Final chance to use less weapons per berserk 14.07 9.07 %
	Base chance to find a weapon 5.0 Final chance to find a weapon 5.0 0.0 %
	Free flight base chance 5.0 % +2.56 % Free flight final chance 2.56 % 2.56 %
	Base economy skill increase 0.0 Final economy skill increase 0.0 +0.0

Top achievements:

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Shouts

A vote for me would be swell! Well, I could certainly tell, how happy I would be to win this next election! I'd offer all free haircuts with my complimentary affection. And, I promise you all, from what I can recall... I mustn't be... naaaughty.